Sh*t happens
FK style
LaCroix - Sh*t happens when *I* say it happens.
LaCroix2 - I'm far too old and powerful for sh*t to happen to me!" (from Eve Dutton)
Nat - If sh*t happens there’s got to be a scientific explanation for it.
Nick - Sh*t happens because I’m a vampire; it’s my fault, all of it. I’m the only one to be blamed.
Urs - Sh*t happens but I keep coming back. I don’t know why, I just wanted to die.
Vachon - When this sh*t happened first it was very pure. It had a beautiful essence in it.
Cpt. Stonetree - This sh*t had been there for a long time. I know its history, used to go to the academy together.
Cpt. Amanda Cohen - Detective, I would appreciate it if you left your bodily functions out of this.
Cpt. Joe Reese - Man, I’m tellin ya, he might not be guilty of this sh*t but he sure is guilty of somethin’.
Cpt. Joe Reese2 -I don't care how often you explain it to me, I'll never understand this sh*t! (from Glaivester)
Janette – filthy habits.
Janette2 - You can’t deny this sh*t Nicolah! You have to accept that it is happening.
Schanke - Man o man! How am I going to explain this sh*t to Myra! Knight, why didn’t you tell me it happened, huh? I thought we were partners, ha--buddy--?
Screed - “Oi net gouna put ‘tis sh*ton me fault now, ha mate?” (Translation: You’re not gonna understand it anyway, so why bother with translation?)
Alma - “…” (just looks at it miffed)
Miklos – Can I get you something to drink my brown friend, or are you just happening?
Tracy1 - Sh*t happened? Big deal! I can take care of it, I’ma big girl.
Tracy2 (on the phone) - Dad! I know that…fecal matters happened here, but that’s no reason for moving me to forensic accounting.
Fleur – Look at this sh*t happening Lucien! Isn’t it beautiful? (Romantic nonsense playing in the background)
Serena – Sh*t should not have happened, *baby* should have happened.
Aristotle – Nicholas! Is it time yet? Let me log into my…oh, where did that sh*t come from?
Gwyneth – I see in the stars that you will go down narrow watery roads towards an end in oblivion.
The Inca - She went to Father Sun. I will go to Mother Moon. This sh*t will go down the drain.
Alexandra (from FM) - You took advantage of me and then left me for dead. LaCroix came and gave me this eternal sh*t. (from Patty Costantino)
Feliks Twist - If I put this sh*t in the greenhouse under the sun lamps will it flourish, like my lovely little leafy lasses?
Erica - I look at this sh*t and I see eternity. This is how mortals live forever; this is their immortality.
Dr. Alyce Hunter – I wonder what historical era that sh*t belongs to.
Francesca – I’m back for revenge! But I don’t know how I ended up in this sh*t’s body. Must have taken the wrong porthole somewhere along the way.
Richard – Lets correct all the sh*t that’s happening in the world. I’ll kick Nick’s a** later.
Father Rochefort (from FIHS) – I know nothing about sh*t happening. Things said in confessional are for God's ears only.
Jeanne d'Arc – Sh*t. Pure, simple sh*t. (don’t kill me for this I’m actually one of her admirers. But I couldn’t resist.)
Divia1 – A really big sh*t is going to happen to all of you very soon. (evil laughter).
Divia2 – Let go of your mortal bonds, General, let sh*t happen at least this once.
Don Constantine - There is no harder day in a father's life than the day he has to take care of his family’s sh*t.
David Constantine – I’ve got to get away. I don’t want this sh*t to happen to my son.
The Chinese guy in cherry blossoms – You bastard! You kill my mother! Big sh*t will happen to you!
And finally…
Die-hard FK fan – Sh*t! Forgot to set up my VCR.