Forever Facts:

 

Becoming a pro in the matters of FK, there are some solid facts that you will learn about your favourite show, either from the canon [c], the fanfics [f], or both. Here are a few I noticed:

 

-        Whenever Nat goes to the supermarket, it’s to buy cat food. [c][f]

 

-        Whenever Nat goes home, it’s to feed Sydney. [c][f]

 

-        Nick always uncorks the bottle with his teeth (and eventually spits the cork in the sink.) [f]

 

-        When LaCroix shows up, the first thing Nick always says is “What do you want?” [c][f]

 

-        Schanke’s favourite food indubitably includes garlic. [c][f]

 

-        It never snows in FK Toronto. [c]

 

-        Although LaCroix hates cow’s blood, it doesn’t stop him from drinking some, and complaining about it, every time he visits the loft. [c]

 

-        When Nick and LaCroix fight, it always involves breaking a few bones (ribs being the prominent candidates.) [f]

 

-        If the target of a killing is a celebrity, the killer is almost certainly her/his manager, assistant, best friend or a family member. [c]

 

-        As soon as you see/hear about someone related or close to Natalie, the person either is dead, or will soon be. [c]

 

-        When Janette is absent in the present day, Nick doesn’t remember her in his flashbacks either. [c]

 

-        Characters always become suicidal in their last appearance. [c]

 

-        They usually ask their best friend to do it for them. [c]

 

-        The best friend mostly refuses at first, but in the end, the deed is done anyway. [c]

 

And finally:

 

-        Vachon has a guitar he never plays, Nick has a Motorcycle he never rides, and no one really knows where LaCroix lives. [c] 

 

 

Sunny

 

 

 

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